by Klara

Kimye Pose For L’Officiel Hommes And The Cheesiest Celeb Nude Covers Ever!

Looking at Kim and Kanye’s sexed-up nude cover of L’Officiel Hommes magazine, we got to thinking about other celebrity couples who stripped off for the front of a magazine. Get ready for some sickening portraits of celebs who bare all just to portray their undying love for one another. It should be noted that many of the following lovebirds are no longer together. HEAR THAT, KIMYE?! Suffice it to say that nudie  portraits are probably not the best idea. That is unless you look like Anne V and Adam Levine, obvi.

Tom Cruise And Nicole Kidman

[Photo Via: TIME Magazine]

HAHAHA! We can see how this could have been the hottest cover ever way back when, but now that Tom Cruise is creepy and Kidman has re-married, this TIME cover just makes us LOL. Cringe.

Adam Levine And Anne V

[Photo Via: Vogue Russia]

This sexy Vogue Russia cover achieved what Kimye’s couldn’t- it screamed ‘We have hot sex’ without Adam and Anne actually having to pose as if they’re having sex. They make a seriously hot couple… Shame Levine dumped Anne for her model BFF, Behati Prinsloo… Awkward.

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon

[Photo Via: OK!]

In one of the worst covers we’ve ever seen, the Queen Butterfly and her high-school boyfriend posed for OK! And yes she talked about babies sitting on her bladder.

John Lennon And Yoko Ono

[Photo Via: Associated Press]

This infamous cover of The Beatles crooner and Yoko was taken the same day that Lennon was tragically shot. Not a typical ‘sexy snap’, Ono was originally supposed to appear naked too but felt too uncomfortable. Annie Leibovitz took one Polaroid and says the three of them knew it was “profound” straight away.

Jake Gyllenhaal And Anne Hathaway

[Photo Via: Entertainment Weekly]

Even though we find her really annoying, props to Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for this cute nudey Entertainment Weekly cover. So technically the duo were never a couple, but they did see each other naked and played a couple in some movie… It counts!

The Beckhams

[Photo Via: Associated Press]

Matching peroxide hair… Same pouty poses… David and Victoria Beckham make for a cringe-worthy couple on the cover of W magazine. No, they’re not totally naked, but this cover totally falls in the category of VERY VERY CHEESY a la Kimye.

Janet Jackson And Boyfriend Rene Elizondo’s Hands

[Photo Via: Rolling Stone]

Our last sexy couple is really just Janet on the cover of Rolling Stone having her boobs cupped by her ex-BF. We knew who wore the trousers in that relationship anyway…

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