As Kim Kardashian and Chris Brown’s ex Karreuche Tran are quickly realizing, the worst part of a break up isn’t the actual process of untying the knot. When things get really bad are in the days and weeks after you’ve kicked your ex to the curb, and burned his/her clothes (What? You didn’t see Waiting To Exhale?!) From the Ray-J tell-all-in-a-song types to the Chris Brown flip-flopping kind, we’ve outlined the top 6 cases of the worst ex.
The Tell-All Type
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Subscribers to this ex’s Facebook feed know the deetz of your sex life, and also know every minute detail of your breakup conversation. Was it live-streamed onto the net, you wonder? Maybe. One thing’s for sure: You’ve likely lost all your mutual friends. Le sigh. :/
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This ex has taken to tweeting T-Swizzle lyrics with the hashtag #lovesucks. Then, his/her Facebook profile is changed to read “single” with a cryptic poem underneath. Don’t worry, thought, it’ll move from virtual reality to real reality when he/she leaves 10:41 second tearful messages on your voicemail.
The Parent Stealer
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Your mom and dad see this ex as “the one.” They’re inviting him/her over to dinner (how’s that for the awkward run-in?) or keeping you abreast of his/her promotions and goings-on. “What? He’s part of the family”, Dad says.
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Also known as: the-douchebag-ex-who-ended-the-relationship-only-to-call-for-a-rekindling-weeks-later. Your relationship has become a guessing game. Are you single? And are you one of many?
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The asshole that takes back the birthday present he/she gifted you two years ago, disregarding all rules of standard ownership (Leave it at my house for six months and it’s mine). #worstkindofex