Lindsay Lohan Is Having The Worst Week Ever
But what’s new? Lindsay and Dina Lohan had a fight, TMZ played the recording of a frantic Lindsay calling her dad (because her dad sold the tape), and now Lindsay’s claiming she’s BFF with mom, and hates Michael Lohan! And her mom still owes her $40k. Oh, and she’s also voting for Mitt Romney because of his stance on employment…it’s a long story. #worstweekever
Justin Bieber Is The Stunt Queen Of The Day
Justin Bieber sent shock waves around the blogosphere when he announced that his laptop had been stolen at a recent concert. Well, guys, there were no thieves (and no nudes on that laptop), just a new video for “Beauty and the Beat”. The video is totally staged around the supposed stolen laptop…and it’s also really really bad. #ShamelessPromotion Gone Bad.
Paul Ryan’s Work Out Flicks
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Time Magazine is responsible for leaking those cheesy flicks of Wisconsin congressman Paul Ryan. Allegedly, the Ryan camp was upset with the leaked photos as they were intended to be used LAST YEAR when Ryan was up for Time’s Person Of The Year Award. Instead, they were released the day of the VP debate…Awkward.
Taryn Manning Arrested In NYC
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“Hustle And Flow” actress Taryn Manning choked and punched her 23-year old assistant and close friend last night at the Dream Downtown. According to Manning’s attorney, a ‘long, hard, grueling day’ triggered the fight between Manning and Holliann Hartman, who received blows to the face and body after Manning punched, choked, and threw her to the wall. Whoa.
Rapper Nelly Was Caught w/ Lots Of Drugs
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Guess Nelly didn’t hear about Fiona Apple’s run in with the law along the Sierra Blanca border. The “Hot In Herre” rapper was caught ridin’ dirty with TEN POUNDS of weed, thirty six baggies of heroin and a loaded gun. After the reports surfaced, Nelly took to Twitter explaining that the contraband wasn’t his, but instead belonged to a staffer. Our only question is WTF was Nelly doing on a tour bus?
Every Parent’s Worst Nightmare Happened To A Missouri Couple
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Doctors told Arteisha Betts and Travis Ammonette that the staff would have to perform a C-section to deliver their baby, but the routine procedure it didn’t go as planned. During the delivery, the obstetrician separated the baby’s head from its body and then shoved the newborn back into the mother. The doctor then performed an emergency C-section to cover up the fatal error. Literally the WORST story we’ve heard this year.
Reason #247513 Why You Shouldn’t Get Too Wasted
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Because you might just wander into a stranger’s house and get shot when they assume you’re a burglar. That was the case for Zoey Ripple, a 21-year old University of Colorado student whose lawyer is contending that she actually was roofied during the walk-in. Ripple has plead guilty to criminal trespassing and has sworn off drinking
until next thirsty Thursday.