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Couple things, Jessica Biel. #1) Just because you’ve got Justin Timberlake’s rock on your finger does not mean that you are due an umbrella holder. Like, WTF? Does the rock make your hand too heavy, rendering you unable to carry that raincatcher? Just wondering. #2) Isabel Marant is wonderful, but don’t let her barf leather and studs all over you. Ok so this time around, we’ll just assume you thought it best to take chances with your style while in Paris. And if that’s the case, here’s your first and only get-out-of-style-jail-free pass. OK, your second.