Today is National Vodka Day, y’all!!! And while we don’t really need much of a reason to knock back some shots with friends, just taking a glance at our news feed gives us good reason to hit the bar like, right now. Here are the 5 Reasons To Take A Shot at this very moment:
1. Another Hollywood Couple Bites The Dust, Take A Shot For Karrueche Tran
(Photo Via: Elliot Wilson/Twitter/TMZ)
Chris Brown and stylist Karrueche Tran have split up. After Brown was spotted canoodling with Rihanna at last night’s Jay-Z’s concert, the R&B singer has decided to call it quits with the Tran. Take a shot for another fallen Hollywood couple.
2. Jennifer Lopez’s Four Year Old Daughter Is Flyer Than You
(Photo Via: Getty Images)
If Emme Anthony saw your accessory game, she’d giggle…at you. Not only did baby J.Lo sit front row at the Chanel show yesterday, the tot was wearing $2,400 worth of Chanel accessories. Yes, you read that right.
3. Facebook Surpasses 1 Billion Users
(Photo Via: Facebook)
It’s official: Every person you’ve ever met in life has a Facebook account. Remember that awkward hook up and that one-time stalker? He/She is one click away from tracking your ass down. Yep, go ahead and take shot for that.
4. Obama Disappointed Last Night + Mitt Romney Called Out Big Bird
(Photo via: Washington Times)
Mitt Romney basically directed the first round of last night’s presidential debate while Obama
was spaced out on Ambien kept his cool. Obama NEVER mentioned not a certain secretly taped video or Romney’s tax report. Like, WHAT?! Take a shot for that, and another for the fallen cast of Sesame Street, who’ll be out of a job if Romney has anything to do with it. There goes the youth, y’all!
5. Tomorrow Is Friday
And Friday = Payday! So f*** it, spend some cash on shots by the bar and don’t forget to include us in your round. Woop!